Jag är så redo att rida på hans stora porrstjärnskuk

Hey there you two. How are you doing? Let's get to know you first. Let's find out who

you are. What's your name? Swiss. Your name's Swiss. That's an interesting name.

Been since birth. Been interesting since birth? It's always

interesting. Yeah, it's unusual. And what's your name? My name is TJ. TJ. TJ and Swiss.

I take it you two are married. Two years now. Two and a half years now. So you better remember