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“My goal is world domination of the military industrial complex, through control of documents.”

“Specialties: Exceptionally good with sarcastic, smart ass remarks.”

“Able to sit in my chair for extended periods of time without numbness or fatigue.”

“Invented the 2 hour lunch break, which has been adapted by sales slackers everywhere.”

“Completed the “Flavor of Love-Season 2″ marathon without any training whatsoever.”

“Attempted to train dealer staff until I realized most were too stupid to accept the training. Once I realized that fact, I would just take them to lunch.”

“Sat on my chair and bitched at sales reps.”

“Sometimes I make a sales call.”

“Went to lunch a lot.”

“Talked on the phone and hung out. Took credit for others accomplishments.”

Na, I just love life !